Starring Wicked Queen Squippache, Snow Waz, and the 7 Dweebs.  And, introducing for the first time in decades, the return of  Mirror! Mirror! On the Wall (as himself).

Featuring Sleazy, Slumpy, Dumb (as a rock) Doc, Dumber, Gumpy (who loves shrimp), Bonehead, and Dumpy - also known as the Seven Dweebs.

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CHAPTER FIVE

Sleazy and Dumpy weren't home when Snow rang the door bell, but Dumb Doc, Dumber, Slumpy, Gumpy and Bonehead let her in anyway.

"Hello," Snow said, bowing politely, regally.  "My name is Fuzzy Waz."  She, of course, didn't want to give her identity away right away.  She thought it prudent to come up with a name that would blend in with her surroundings.  She had spent so much time in the forest and her favorite forest friend was Fuzzy Wuzzy the Bear so she decided to use his first name.  The name wasn't fitting for such a beautiful young woman who was greeted at the door by the 5 Dweebs who, immediately, thought her to be a Princess.

"Wow!" said Bonehead, "another Waz!"

"Excuse me?" Snow (uh, I mean Fuzzy) asked

The other Dweebs looked at Bonehead as if he had just said a bonehead thing to say, which it was.

"Well, it' just that you wouldn't be related to to the Waz's from the other side of the forest now would you?  because if you are, well, we don't want any more trouble with the Queen."

"Trouble with the Queen?" Fuzzy answered, doing her best poor-innocent-me impression.  "Which Queen?"

Dumb Doc loved her already.  He could see right through her - he knew she must know something by the way she was over-reacting.  Something about her reminded him of the blonde he had once dated - dated once, actually.

Bonehead continued.  

"Wicked Queen Squippache, that's which Queen.  Rumor had it that she was looking all over her kingdom for this beautiful teenage girl.  She even sent her valet here just a few months ago."

"No, sir," I answered him.  "We don't have a Snow Waz staying here. We had, let's see, (I read from our guestbook):  We had a Snow White," I told him.  "But, she slept most of the time.  Left with the guy who was staying in 2B."

"He was not staying in 2B," Gumpy interrupted.

"He was too in 2B."

"Not 2B," demanded Bonehead.

"So," interrupted Slumpy, "Was it 2B or not 2B?"

They all got a chuckle out of that one.  They stopped laughing instantly though when they heard Fuzzy (formerly Snow) laughing and holding her stomach, laughing louder than them all.  She snorted when she laughed and it startled the Dweebs.  Then, they all started laughing again.

They laughed and snorted and held their stomachs for the longest time.

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Boy!  Was Sleazy and Dumpy angry when they got home!

"Does she have any money to pay rent?"  Sleazy demanded.

"Is she going to pull her weight or push it around?" the other Dweeb protested.

"When the Queen gets word that this beautiful blonde is hanging around, she will come snoopin' around again.  Just what we don't need during tax time."

"The Queen isn't looking for Fuzzy Waz," exclaimed Dumber.  "She's looking for Snow Waz.  What's the problem?"

All the other Dweebs looked at him as if he had just added two and two and come up with five - which Dumber, by the way, was prone to do.

"She ain't Fuzzy, you geek!" they all said at the same time.

Dumber just shook his head, scratched himself and wondered why they always had to call him names.

"Besides," Gumpy said, "Whoever heard of a girl named Fuzzy, anyway?  That's a boy bear's name, isn't it?"

Fuzzy Waz overheard the entire conversation.  She would have to make tracks at first light, she decided.

Dumb Doc, however, who had not been part of the conversation that the Dweebs had had, that Fuzzy had overheard, was keeping an eye on Fuzzy.  So, he knew that she had heard what he heard and figured that she would probably be on the run come morning, so he had to make his own plans, come morning.

Doc had Fuzzy thoughts all night.  She was beautiful.  But, she was trouble.  Still, she was beautiful!  But, she was trouble!  But, she was so beautiful.  But, she will be so much trouble.  But, she's so beautiful!  But, she's trouble!!  But, I love her.  I mean....Oh! No!  I'm in love with Fuzzy Waz!

-----to be continued-----

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